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==Dialogue==
==Dialogue==
  Halldor: There he/she is! The star hunter of Clan Nutsy himself/herself! Bagged yourself a goodly number of three-nut marks, have we?
===Accepting the Quest===
  Halldor: But it's not enough, is it? Don't deny it. Nay, you need to experience it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! And they need it too, if not more─why else would those Eulmoran bastards offer bigger and bigger bounties?
  '''Halldor:''' There [she/he] is! The star hunter of Clan Nutsy [herself/himself]! Bagged yourself a goodly number of three-nut marks, have we?
  Halldor: They're waiting for you to slip up, just once. To give them a spectacular death. But you won't go quietly, oh no─you'll bleed them for every last gil and then some!
  '''Halldor:''' But it's not enough, is it? Don't deny it. Nay, you need to experience it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! And they need it too, if not more─why else would those Eulmoran bastards offer bigger and bigger bounties?
  Halldor: And soon you'll have the chance to do so on an entirely different scale. How, you ask? By slaying elite marks, that's how!
  '''Halldor:''' They're waiting for you to slip up, just once. To give them a spectacular death. But you won't go quietly, oh no─you'll bleed them for every last gil and then some!
  Halldor: They're like nothing you've ever faced before. Wild and unpredictable, possessed of surpassing strength and guile. Many are the men who have left to slay such fiends, never to return.
  '''Halldor:''' And soon you'll have the chance to do so on an entirely different scale. How, you ask? By slaying elite marks, that's how!
  Halldor: But their failures will only serve to season the dish that is your victory! The greater the risk, the greater the reward─extrinsic and intrinsic, no? Which is why you must speak with Xylle without further delay!
  '''Halldor:''' They're like nothing you've ever faced before. Wild and unpredictable, possessed of surpassing strength and guile. Many are the men who have left to slay such fiends, never to return.
  '''Halldor:''' But their failures will only serve to season the dish that is your victory! The greater the risk, the greater the reward─extrinsic and intrinsic, no? Which is why you must speak with Xylle without further delay!
'''(Optional)'''
'''Halldor:''' Heh heh heh! Don't let me keep you, killer! There's a whole wide world of elite marks waiting for you to kill them! Hop to!


  Xylle: Oh, it's you. Come to beg permission to hunt elite marks?
===Speaking with Xylle===
  Xylle: That I cannot grant. Just the other day our very own leader fell in battle with such a beast. Torn to shreds and devoured─nary a trace remained to be buried.
  '''Xylle:''' Oh, it's you. Come to beg permission to hunt elite marks?
  Xylle: I cannot in good conscience allow one of our most promising hunters to throw their life away as he did. For now, I must insist that you content yourself with the three-nut marks...
  '''Xylle:''' That I cannot grant. Just the other day our very own leader fell in battle with such a beast. Torn to shreds and devoured─nary a trace remained to be buried.
  '''Xylle:''' I cannot in good conscience allow one of our most promising hunters to throw their life away as he did. For now, I must insist that you content yourself with the three-nut marks...


  (-???-): Now wait just a gosh-darned minute!
  '''???:''' Now wait just a gosh-darned minute!


  Xylle: Wicked white! But you're─
====Cutscene====
  '''Xylle:''' Wicked white! But you're─


  Nutsy: Nutsy, your fearless leader! Still alive and kupoing, I'll have you know!
  '''Nutsy:''' Nutsy, your fearless leader! Still alive and kupoing, I'll have you know!


  Xylle: But Halldor described in exacting detail how the beast snatched you out of the air─how as you struggled to free yourself in vain you were disemboweled and depommed─
  '''Xylle:''' But Halldor described in exacting detail how the beast snatched you out of the air─how as you struggled to free yourself in vain you were disemboweled and depommed─


  Nutsy: C-Certainly not! As you can see, I am the picture of perfect health, kupo!
  '''Nutsy:''' C-Certainly not! As you can see, I am the picture of perfect health, kupo!
  Nutsy: No thanks to that villain Halldor, though! I'd say he was the aspiring depommer, considering how many times he nearly chopped it off in the midst of our battle with that elite mark.
  '''Nutsy:''' No thanks to that villain Halldor, though! I'd say ''he'' was the aspiring depommer, considering how many times he nearly chopped it off in the midst of our battle with that elite mark.


  Xylle: I rather think you have only yourself to blame for that. After all, was it not you who encouraged him and the others to strike you down and claim leadership?
  '''Xylle:''' I rather think you have only yourself to blame for that. After all, was it not you who encouraged him and the others to strike you down and claim leadership?


  Nutsy: Aye, aye, for the thrill of it! Which he gave me and then some─even if only by his poor attempts at treachery. That weakling wouldn't last a moment against me in a stand-up fight!
  '''Nutsy:''' Aye, aye, for the thrill of it! Which he gave me and then some─even if only by his poor attempts at treachery. That weakling wouldn't last a moment against me in a stand-up fight!


  Xylle: As you may have gathered, it takes a certain...character to rise within the highest echelons of the clan.
  '''Xylle:''' As you may have gathered, it takes a certain...character to rise within the highest echelons of the clan.


  Nutsy: You've got to eat, sleep, and breathe danger! You've got to love putting it all on the line against elite marks and elite hunters besides! You've got to be bloody mad! So congratulations, ''Forename'': you're in!
  '''Nutsy:''' You've got to eat, sleep, and breathe danger! You've got to love putting it all on the line against elite marks and elite hunters besides! You've got to be bloody mad! So congratulations, [Forename]: you're in!


  Xylle: Are you sure this is wise?
  '''Xylle:''' Are you sure this is wise?


  Nutsy: Wise, shmise! She's a killer─I want to see her kill! I wanna see her die! Mwahahaha! More blood for Clan Nutsy! More blood, kupo!
  '''Nutsy:''' Wise, shmise! [She's/He's[ a killer─I want to see [her/him] kill! I wanna see [her/him] die! Mwahahaha! More blood for Clan Nutsy! More blood, kupo!


  Xylle: It's ''that'' ridiculous philosophy that's losing us hunters by the boatload! How are we supposed to build a sustainable organization when you keep encouraging people to kill themselves in the most violent and pointless ways possible!?
  '''Xylle:''' It's ''that'' ridiculous philosophy that's losing us hunters by the boatload! How are we supposed to build a sustainable organization when you keep encouraging people to kill themselves in the most violent and pointless ways possible!?


  Nutsy: I─ Er. Well, you see... The thing is...
  '''Nutsy:''' I─ Er. Well, you see... The thing is...
  Nutsy: Ahem! I just wanted to say that you may be the most promising new hunter I've seen in ages! Brilliant work out there, really marvelous. Jolly good! And on that note... Good-bye!
  '''Nutsy:''' Ahem! I just wanted to say that you may be the most promising new hunter I've seen in ages! Brilliant work out there, really marvelous. Jolly good! And on that note... Good-bye!


  Xylle: One day I'm going to rip that pom off your head and shove it down your godsdamned throat, you furry little shite...
  '''Xylle:''' One day I'm going to rip that pom off your head and shove it down your godsdamned throat, you furry little shite...
  Xylle: Anyway, you may now hunt elite marks. Do try not to die. And, if you happen to run into our fearless leader in the field, kill him.
  '''Xylle:''' Anyway, you may now hunt elite marks. Do try not to die. And, if you happen to run into our fearless leader in the field, kill her.


  System: You are now permitted to take bills for elite Clan Nutsy marks from the Clan Hunt board.
  '''System:''' You are now permitted to take bills for elite Clan Nutsy marks from the Clan Hunt board.
 
Halldor: Heh heh heh! Don't let me keep you, killer! There's a whole wide world of elite marks waiting for you to kill them! Hop to!

Latest revision as of 22:16, 23 November 2024

Feature Quest icon.png

Too Many Nutters

Quest giver
Halldor
Location
The Crystarium (X:9.5, Y:9.3)
Level
80
Experience
Experience 0
Gil
Gil 615
Previous quest
Feature QuestHow Do You Like Three Nuts
Next quest
Feature QuestThe Hunt for Specimens
Patch
5.0

Halldor believes you are ready to take an important step.

— In-game description


Rewards

Unlocks

Walkthrough

Shadowbringers Elite Rank B hunts can be done weekly and yield Gil 5,000 gil and Sack of Nuts 100 Sack of Nuts.

Steps

Journal

  • Halldor believes you are ready to take an important step.

Dialogue

Accepting the Quest

Halldor: There [she/he] is! The star hunter of Clan Nutsy [herself/himself]! Bagged yourself a goodly number of three-nut marks, have we?
Halldor: But it's not enough, is it? Don't deny it. Nay, you need to experience it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! And they need it too, if not more─why else would those Eulmoran bastards offer bigger and bigger bounties?
Halldor: They're waiting for you to slip up, just once. To give them a spectacular death. But you won't go quietly, oh no─you'll bleed them for every last gil and then some!
Halldor: And soon you'll have the chance to do so on an entirely different scale. How, you ask? By slaying elite marks, that's how!
Halldor: They're like nothing you've ever faced before. Wild and unpredictable, possessed of surpassing strength and guile. Many are the men who have left to slay such fiends, never to return.
Halldor: But their failures will only serve to season the dish that is your victory! The greater the risk, the greater the reward─extrinsic and intrinsic, no? Which is why you must speak with Xylle without further delay!
(Optional)
Halldor: Heh heh heh! Don't let me keep you, killer! There's a whole wide world of elite marks waiting for you to kill them! Hop to!

Speaking with Xylle

Xylle: Oh, it's you. Come to beg permission to hunt elite marks?
Xylle: That I cannot grant. Just the other day our very own leader fell in battle with such a beast. Torn to shreds and devoured─nary a trace remained to be buried.
Xylle: I cannot in good conscience allow one of our most promising hunters to throw their life away as he did. For now, I must insist that you content yourself with the three-nut marks...
???: Now wait just a gosh-darned minute!

Cutscene

Xylle: Wicked white! But you're─
Nutsy: Nutsy, your fearless leader! Still alive and kupoing, I'll have you know!
Xylle: But Halldor described in exacting detail how the beast snatched you out of the air─how as you struggled to free yourself in vain you were disemboweled and depommed─
Nutsy: C-Certainly not! As you can see, I am the picture of perfect health, kupo!
Nutsy: No thanks to that villain Halldor, though! I'd say he was the aspiring depommer, considering how many times he nearly chopped it off in the midst of our battle with that elite mark.
Xylle: I rather think you have only yourself to blame for that. After all, was it not you who encouraged him and the others to strike you down and claim leadership?
Nutsy: Aye, aye, for the thrill of it! Which he gave me and then some─even if only by his poor attempts at treachery. That weakling wouldn't last a moment against me in a stand-up fight!
Xylle: As you may have gathered, it takes a certain...character to rise within the highest echelons of the clan.
Nutsy: You've got to eat, sleep, and breathe danger! You've got to love putting it all on the line against elite marks and elite hunters besides! You've got to be bloody mad! So congratulations, [Forename]: you're in!
Xylle: Are you sure this is wise?
Nutsy: Wise, shmise! [She's/He's[ a killer─I want to see [her/him] kill! I wanna see [her/him] die! Mwahahaha! More blood for Clan Nutsy! More blood, kupo!
Xylle: It's that ridiculous philosophy that's losing us hunters by the boatload! How are we supposed to build a sustainable organization when you keep encouraging people to kill themselves in the most violent and pointless ways possible!?
Nutsy: I─ Er. Well, you see... The thing is...
Nutsy: Ahem! I just wanted to say that you may be the most promising new hunter I've seen in ages! Brilliant work out there, really marvelous. Jolly good! And on that note... Good-bye!
Xylle: One day I'm going to rip that pom off your head and shove it down your godsdamned throat, you furry little shite...
Xylle: Anyway, you may now hunt elite marks. Do try not to die. And, if you happen to run into our fearless leader in the field, kill her.
System: You are now permitted to take bills for elite Clan Nutsy marks from the Clan Hunt board.