Fatter Cat
“Seeing as how this pursy pussy can defy the very laws of physics by propelling itself high into the firmament, it is very likely that the creature is either a voidsent using a bloated cat's corpse as its corporeal vessel, or a deceased pet reanimated by one well versed in the necromantic arts.
The entire city would be overrun with large-testicled raccoon dogs and flying rainbow cats... - Kyokuho— In-game description
Fatter Cat is an optional mount at the FINAL FANTASY XIV: Mog Station for $24.
Do you find yourself staring at your fat cat and dreaming of something greater? Something...fatter? Well, dream no more! This magnificent beast is so large, so wobbly, that both the earth and the very firmament tremble as it trundles. Whence did it come? Don't worry about it! What's important is that, equipped with a saddle blanket lovingly knitted by an elderly woman who fondly dubbed it "Chubbs," this fantastical feline is ready for adventure as your majestic steed!
- This item is only usable by characters who have acquired their personal chocobo mount.
- Unique music will play when riding this mount.
- The attire shown in the image is not included.
- Posture when riding this mount may vary depending on character race and gender.