Koala Joey
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“Shows no signs of stress or crotch rot, so hug away.
— In-game description
Template:Minion Infobox Koala Joey is a minion acquired from Highland Exploration XXII and Miner Quick Exploration.
Description
Summon your koala joey minion. Shows no signs of stress or crotch rot, so hug away.
While logging in the forest, a retainer reports that a vicious bear dropped on his head from above, giving him a good mauling before scampering off. Adventurers are cautioned against─ Awww, look at the adorable little critter!
Fool is the man who calls a koala a bear within its hearing. - Ancient Saying